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Saturday, April 19, 2008, 10:50 PM
Who was it who decided that all jeans should be blue?

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I'm a pug 
Friday, April 18, 2008, 12:45 AM
Entering two YouTube vids in quick succession on my blog smacks of laziness, however this one is a milestone. It is the first time our daughter Ruby and I have sat together and both enjoyed a movie together. We both laughed, and she ended up doing a good mimic of the high hooting noise.
Enjoy.



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Let's take it to bits! 
Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 11:33 PM
I'd like to just unleash a couple of vat-fuls of scorn on advertising agencies that respond to a brief for a car advert with what is quickly becoming the most tired of advertising clichés: "Hey! Let's take it to pieces!"

I can barely bring myself to continue hammering my disdain into the keyboard, so let's just get on and show the guilty parties:

The one that started it all - people should have recognised that there would only ever be one:


Then one that tries to be a bit more wispy:


Now let's have one with a bit of a twist "the car parts are a bit second rate, but let's bang them about and make some noise!":


Just like the spice girls, there needs to be a sporty one:


The latest one that frankly deprives me of the will to live. This ad agency should file for creative bankruptcy:


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To the Manor Quorn 
Sunday, March 16, 2008, 10:39 PM


I have to say that I am shocked and stunned by this. I don't have anything against pasties, and I don't really object to the consumption of Quorn (even though I must confess I do not know what it is). Hell, I don't even have a problem when people mess around with traditional recipes.

What I despise are missed opportunities, and whoever introduced this product is guilty of having failed to name it a "Quornish Pasty". I mean, the name "Quorn" lends itself to so many great adaptations*, yet either this name was missed, or some litigation-shy marketing department decided against it. What's the good in an unusual name if you can't expand on it now and again?

*Another favourite is the term Quornography, which refers to lightweight erotic material characterised by an absence of meat.

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An ad that blew me away 
Thursday, February 28, 2008, 07:22 PM
This is fantastic. Not sure what I'm meant to do in response, but it is fantastic all the same:




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