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      • Getting hairy
        09/25/2007


        I'd like to pretend that I grew this moustache entirely reluctantly, and under duress, but I have grown rather fond of it now. It is like a pet labrador, loyal, hairy and well-groomed. I have not yet given it a name, as I am having it put down at the end of the month.

        Any

      • Card trick
        09/16/2007
        If you have found yourself in a business situation where you have met someone particularly unpleasant, I have worked out a delicious tactic you can use:

        Get through/tolerate the meeting with them, and then at the end, make sure that you get their business card (you will generally find tha

      • Bush and the zombies
        09/10/2007
        Brilliant.

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      • Feeding America
        09/02/2007
        Did you know that there are over 3 million Americans who weigh over 21 stone? (Whoever specified the weight of 21 stone clearly had a dislike of round numbers as well as round people) Anyway, such a biomass weighs at least four hundred million tonnes - that's the equivalent of 5,600 QE2 cruise

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